tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post5860394428080910204..comments2024-03-25T02:48:32.119-04:00Comments on HEY NATALIE JEAN: A Treatise On EmesisNataliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13698804808966036834noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post-17567320657064859222010-04-21T19:46:05.079-04:002010-04-21T19:46:05.079-04:00Congratulations!!! I went through the same hell th...Congratulations!!! I went through the same hell this morning when I decided to brush my tongue (over seconds of deliberation) and I failed!!! Lucky you! The toilet laughed at me all day long, so I was forced to use a different one... and I'm already halfway into the second trimester! I refuse to brush my tongue EVER AGAIN until this baby pops out...Cold.Firehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105648445446007421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post-65276118498316305942010-04-21T19:43:20.181-04:002010-04-21T19:43:20.181-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Cold.Firehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105648445446007421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post-74573620211570594862010-04-19T22:57:54.775-04:002010-04-19T22:57:54.775-04:00Whew! The suspense almost did me in!Whew! The suspense almost did me in!Missyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01436000954617741702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post-49666416864742109632010-04-19T22:15:38.627-04:002010-04-19T22:15:38.627-04:00You lucky girl! Aren't you almost out of the f...You lucky girl! Aren't you almost out of the first trimester?! It's sooooo not fair that you even have a *choice* in the matter-- I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm happy that you were spared the rudeness of barfing, but shouldn't it be a prerequisite for pregnancy? At least it would make the rest of us who puked every day of their pregnancy feel a little better. Hmph.Tracihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07297892460243199710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post-36351277035178853072010-04-19T17:57:22.358-04:002010-04-19T17:57:22.358-04:00The DAY after I found out I was pregnant with Camr...The DAY after I found out I was pregnant with Camryn, I was in the shower, and suddenly my otherwise benign body wash started to smell "off." Then I started to feel "off," in a BIG way. I leapt out of the shower, huddled on the floor of the bathroom, breathed deeply, and pleaded through clenched teeth for Karl to go fetch me some saltines and a Sprite. He did, then asked through a crack in the bathroom door if he could sit with me. I shrieked as quickly as possible, "NO!!! SHUT THE DOOR!" then went back to breathing, nibbling, sipping, and PLEADING with the Lord to make the pukiness go away. And finally it did--through a miracle of God or just my freaking awesome willpower. 19 years, baby!!! NINETEEN YEARS!!!! And that's through TWO pregnancies.<br /><br />I swear, though--if Camryn pukes on me, it'll be all over. No more love between Mama and Little Bundle Boo. That child will be raising herself from that moment on!!!Meganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11200518427119344743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post-37397992051925413072010-04-19T17:11:15.486-04:002010-04-19T17:11:15.486-04:00Lol. When I was pregnant, Ritz crackers saved me ...Lol. When I was pregnant, Ritz crackers saved me from puking many, many times as well.Rebecca is Thrilled by the Thoughthttp://www.thrilledbythethought.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post-74541593454382995512010-04-19T14:40:49.953-04:002010-04-19T14:40:49.953-04:00Oh God I hate throwing up. I was ill at christmas,...Oh God I hate throwing up. I was ill at christmas, and gosh it wasn't pretty. I wouldn't say I had a phobia but I just hate it so much; the shivering, the shaking, the cold sweats. And yes, throwing a sickie can be fun, but not when you feel queasy every 5 minutes and can't eat solids for that reason! And wow and I thought my 4 year break was a long time!Miriamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00457494314118850341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post-4099474054676132010-04-18T14:57:21.965-04:002010-04-18T14:57:21.965-04:00Another vomit-phobic here *shudder*
Everytime I w...Another vomit-phobic here *shudder*<br /><br />Everytime I was pregnant, I KNEW I was (even before the double lines) because of my gag reflux brushing my teeth... PLEASE promise you won't brush your tongue until your at least 14 weeks!<br /><br />Whatcha gonna do when the kid pukes? My 1 yo spewed all over me last weekend :\ I spent the next 3 hours on the couch gaining control over my own puking center.Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12719874744151382283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post-82460878646392571302010-04-17T17:54:14.728-04:002010-04-17T17:54:14.728-04:00You do know that small children tend to puke? like...You do know that small children tend to puke? like a lot- And just for a random piece of information thrown out you shouldn't brush right after the barf- it'll etch your teeth in but not in a pretty christmas glass way.Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04232281608898358053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post-84018287000804046872010-04-17T11:30:30.588-04:002010-04-17T11:30:30.588-04:00I feel your pain. Did you know that there is a REA...I feel your pain. Did you know that there is a REAL live phobia of throwing up? I have it too. So does my friend Sara. We talk about how people really don't understand how much it actually terrifies us. In every. single. way. YUCK. Glad you didn't.Rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12684728586790486077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post-88943720317217362172010-04-16T20:35:00.889-04:002010-04-16T20:35:00.889-04:00LOL So glad you avoided the dreaded P word this t...LOL So glad you avoided the dreaded P word this time! Good luck & blessings that it will continue to be avoided!!!! : )CarrieMariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08748959131382797114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post-12649933616788545832010-04-16T19:44:38.073-04:002010-04-16T19:44:38.073-04:00I HATE throwing up!!! Yuck! As a kid, my mom told ...I HATE throwing up!!! Yuck! As a kid, my mom told me that my sis would get sick, throw up and feel better, but me? I would SUFFER rather than throw up! Nasty! I wish I could say I have made it 20 years, but no dice. At least you evaded the evil toothbrush!Recursivelyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07569263518211413877noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post-18166324730768527452010-04-16T13:25:18.415-04:002010-04-16T13:25:18.415-04:00On a Thursday?! I'm glad you prevailed against...On a Thursday?! I'm glad you prevailed against the puke.Emilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00669372575013204402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post-50978267201839117722010-04-16T11:31:52.999-04:002010-04-16T11:31:52.999-04:00We are definitely related in that "not at all...We are definitely related in that "not at all related" Holbrook way!!<br /><br />I was like you ... a long time of not puking ... although mine was 13 years ~ 1 month. That time was senior year of high school, Super Bowl party - bad food.<br /><br />This time was a random Friday at the beginning of March.<br /><br />It was disgusting - obviously.<br /><br />The only thing that I can say was a perk is that I no longer am scared about throwing up. It just is what it is - gross but temporary.ahh bearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08902671397375084198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post-14446152822916976282010-04-16T10:37:25.481-04:002010-04-16T10:37:25.481-04:00oh, you didn't know??? You're NOT supposed...oh, you didn't know??? You're NOT supposed to brush your tongue while in the throws of morning sickness. It causes unpleasant trips to the toilet... :)jadellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02056675217243161231noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post-54698146367269270492010-04-16T10:31:03.274-04:002010-04-16T10:31:03.274-04:00I could hardly read your post because you mentione...I could hardly read your post because you mentioned puke so many times. I get nauseous with my migraines and I'm always so scared that I'll puke, but usually it's just this horrid lying on the floor and talking myself out of it. <br /><br />Glad you made it though.rhonda https://www.blogger.com/profile/16825186760881892669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post-19270458368610794112010-04-16T10:24:33.562-04:002010-04-16T10:24:33.562-04:00Morning sickness is awesome especially when it mak...Morning sickness is awesome especially when it makes you feel pukey and with nothing to show for it.Screwed Up Texanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12105680865517952148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post-39275797826362140252010-04-16T10:16:14.942-04:002010-04-16T10:16:14.942-04:00PS And brushing my tongue may just be the consiste...PS And brushing my tongue may just be the consistently worst part of my day. Just sayin'. (I can't NOT brush my tongue, but I hate doing it all the same...)the ginabeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08237796696115756778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post-75505557678469698282010-04-16T10:14:56.299-04:002010-04-16T10:14:56.299-04:00I thought I was the only person on earth who prefe...I thought I was the only person on earth who prefers rinsing one's mouth with warm water. I've been made fun of for it, even. And I'm sure nothing shy of a fetus within my womb will ever change that. I cannot rinse with cold water when warm is an option. <br /><br />I'm so glad you didn't puke! And I'm so jealous of you that you've gone 2- years (and counting!) without vomiting. Oh, but I'm jealous! I think that's totally brag-worthy. Hey, didn't Seinfeld go years and years without puking? That sounds familiar. (Oh, I love how episodes of Seinfeld make their way into my noggin on a daily basis, without much provocation...)<br /><br />Anyway, cheers to you, Natalie. Hip, hip!the ginabeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08237796696115756778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post-86715976337283345842010-04-16T10:11:08.910-04:002010-04-16T10:11:08.910-04:00I am with you on the debilitating terror of puking...I am with you on the debilitating terror of puking. I went about 6 years puke free (and that included a pregnancy) and one day my toddler decided to pick up a pukey virus. As if cleaning up his puke wasn't bad enough, two days later, I too had the dreaded pukiness settle over me. And you know what? After it was all done, I realized it wasn't as bad as I was sure it was going to be.Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05620302892925835227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post-45908999622774434122010-04-16T09:59:53.333-04:002010-04-16T09:59:53.333-04:00That will SO be me when I'm pregnant. I haven&...That will SO be me when I'm pregnant. I haven't thrown up since I was probably five. I will NOT let it happen when I'm pregnant... I hope. Good luck not puking. If you can do it, there's a chance I can too when the time comes.Lindseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16336099645004076355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post-67800208381433773932010-04-16T09:46:11.633-04:002010-04-16T09:46:11.633-04:00Wow twenty years! Thats my life! You're really...Wow twenty years! Thats my life! You're really lucky I had the puke monster wicked bad when I was pregnant. <br /><br />I have a cousin that pukes at every family event....I was the idiot who had her in my wedding.MommaSkyehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11800463288339006172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post-68277502419608613052010-04-16T08:57:02.627-04:002010-04-16T08:57:02.627-04:00surprise vomits are the worst... my niece surprise...surprise vomits are the worst... my niece surprised vomited down my legs and on my feet the other day, on minutes hugging my let the next... let me just say she pretty much had cherry tomatoes and milk for lunch, not pretty :sliznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post-72596479952779511372010-04-16T08:28:35.134-04:002010-04-16T08:28:35.134-04:00They're not THAT ridiculous...
...Are they?
...They're not THAT ridiculous...<br /><br />...Are they?<br /><br />I mean...not like I have one or anything...I'm just saying...<br /><br />No really. I don't have one...promiseSteven Cainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00251773690801692907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487616434221255778.post-71164452054876405512010-04-16T08:26:24.107-04:002010-04-16T08:26:24.107-04:00You haven't puked in twenty years?? Thats craz...You haven't puked in twenty years?? Thats crazy!! Your posts always make me laugh. Thank you. :)Aliciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03404719067542393880noreply@blogger.com