More For The Universe

Dear Universe:
Please, let me have one of these:

The one on the left, please.
 (Good Heavens, no more puppies!)


  1. i suppose that picture must be me (your husband) wearing the mask of some hunky actor? well, probably not. but i guess everyone gets a pretend "free pass." what am i talking about. you get a free pass every night when you dream your making whoopee with Ryan Reynolds. so, how is he anyway???

  2. I wonder if the secret will help me win the powerball?

  3. Dear Heveanly Father,
    Please bless that Nat the Rat will get to Portand in safety.
    In the name Of Jesus Christ Amen.


Comments are moderated because mama ain't no fool.