3.26.2010

Fifty!


This is my mother. My mother is a stone cold fox. This weekend my mother turns 50. You can't believe this, I know.

So this weekend I will be driving to Portland to bask in my mother's birthday glory, to nap on her couch, and to eat of her birthday cake. While I am there I will probably also buy a bigger bra. Happy birthday mom!

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  1. You must do many many laps in that gene pool! You look almost exactly like her! LUCKY YOU! Happy Birthday to her!

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  2. She is lovely, but I am so unsurprised, because, of course, you are as well. Which means that you must be prepared to be a similar impediment to your little ones' self-of-steam--squeeze 'em hard and often, and it won't matter too much, though.

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  3. enjoy spending time with your MILF...let her spoil you and you're even HAWTER than her (just by the way)

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  4. Your Mama is beautiful and so is her top. Lovely, lovely, lovely. Happy Birthday to her!

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  5. Your mom is beautiful. I hope I look that great in ten years. Lots of beauty cream...

    I bought New Moon. It looks oh so much better in Blue Ray Hi - Def...But, Robert's disproportionate nipples are that much more noticeable.

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  6. Now I know where your drop-dead gorgeousness comes from. Yay for great gene pools and multiple laps! Have a great time--and no, I did not buy a copy of New Moon. Not a big fan of the franchise though I do find the movies awesome comedies!

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  7. She really is ridiculously darling. (PS I LOVE that you called her a stone cold fox; people look at me and scratch their heads whenever I use that phrase; I was thinking about giving it up entirely, but then...this post. Bless you.)

    Happy birfday to your cute mama. And I hope you enjoy your weekend abroad! (Hey, anything outside of Idaho is "abroad" in my book. I've been here 3.5 years, after all...)

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  8. She is gorgeous, as are you. I was blessed (cursed?) with a foxy madre as well, so I feel your...pain?

    I have not yet purchased New Moon. Hairy nipples frighten me and I'm still working on getting that image from my mind.

    Have a great trip!

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  9. Your mom is absolutely beautiful! Happy Birthday to her!

    And I did purchase New Moon... just to watch Lautner's abdominal muscles.

    I have to say they are amazing no matter the size of the screen. ;-)

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  10. I swear I have seen your mom somewhere. Cute shirt!

    Re Bigger Better Bra: Don't forget to support them!

    I just discovered what a MILF was two months ago.

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  11. Karl rented "New Moon" last night, and seriously, I COULD NOT tear my eyes away from Jacob's bronzed, rippling abs. Combine that with Edward's incredibly sexy tousled hair? Hot DAMN. Great movie all around. Good thing Karl had a Slurpee to keep him busy, or he might not have enjoyed himself so much after seeing his wife's incredibly inappropriate expression. I get the same look every time I watch the waterfall scene in "Last of the Mohicans" or, well, ANYTHING Ben Affleck is in. Lame, yes. But...whooo. That man is hot.

    And yes, your mom is hot. MY mom was just saying how she wishes she looked more like Julie. You can pass that along. :)

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  12. when i saw the picture of your mom in thumbnail version, i thought she was that actress from he's just not that into you and big love. she definitely does not look like she's turning fifty.

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  13. Wow, your mom is GORGEOUS! I hope I look that good at 30, much less 50!

    Also, is your maiden name really Lovin? Because that is awesome, and I would not have changed it.

    Haven't bought New Moon yet, too poor. And I work at Target so it's just sitting there, taunting me all the time!

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  14. Your mom is a stone cold fox (I adore that phrase), you look very much like her which I guess makes you a stone cold fox as well! YAY!

    I preordered New Moon from Amazon...and yes the abs translate. *sigh*

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  15. look at mama! she's gorgeous- i bet she cries when she sees you in all your pregnant glory (even if you're still sans baby belly!) have some cake for all of us!

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  16. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NAT'S MOM! Also, gorgeous shirt!

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  17. your mom IS hot- but don't think for one second that you're not just as hot (i'm straightr than an arrow- but know a nice looking gal when i see one) have fun in OR. and yes Taylor's abs are just as hot on the small screen- is it wrong for me to think that of a boy barely legal?

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  18. You're mother is beautiful...now I know where you get it from :)

    Have fun! I am only 2 hours from Portland down in Harrisburg!

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  19. Your mom is so beautiful! I can't believe she is turning 50! Wow! More like the big 3-5 !

    I haven't purchased New Moon yet...sadly..but I'm hoping the same thing you are! :)

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  20. Don't worry, I suffer the same problem, and so does my mum! I also live in the hope that I have her hotness genes. Have a great time!

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  21. She is gorgeous. It's obvious where you get your looks from.
    Happy birthday To HER! Drive safe! and have a blast!! we will get together when you get back, somehow. your just so popular :)

    As for new moon. We rented it. I saw it for the first time. And I am totally team Jacob :) I dont' know if it is because Edward is so ugly or Jacob is so nice and hot...but I like him so much more.

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  22. Happy Birthday to Natalie's Mom!!

    Okay, so I haven't bought New Moon. Truth is, I am almost as old as your mom....imagine that. I hope I look as good as she does in five years :-)

    So, anyway, I might be a little too old to purchase New Moon, but then again maybe not. But, my niece will own it soon and I will watch her copy. I suspect Taylor's abs will look just fine on whatever screen he shows them on ;-)

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  23. Well, does renting it count? I haven't watched it on my tv yet, but big or small screen, I think his abs will translate quite nicely. ;)

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  24. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to your momma! I'm totally staring at those abs as I type. But the nips...haha...where are they?!? how in the world??? Dimes are bigger than those babies.

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  25. Your 35-year-old-looking mother is beautiful. I hope I look that good at 50. A total MILF.

    By the way, since I'm just catching up from last week, I LOVED your chocolate pudding post. I felt cravings and then angry and then satisfied right along with you. Now I'm craving pudding. Thanks. LoL!

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  26. Your mom is 50 and fabulous! Look what you have to look forward to as you age, just getting better with time!

    I have seen the New Moon movie and you can just complement the abs the way my mom did, "Well, he is a handsome young man. He is a heartbreaker for the young ladies, I am sure." Not only did I get a laugh out of it, it also seemed less embarrasing :)

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  27. Rented New Moon this past weekend. Frankly, I wondered what the fuss was all about, as far as the movie in general.

    The abs, however? Yum.

    BTW, I linked to you in my post today re: pudding.

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  28. Adoring Fan #29386CMarch 31, 2010

    Dear Nat:

    Your mom is really cute but it's Wednesday. Each day I eagerly type in the address to your most wonderful blog and am beginning to relate your (very cute) mom's picture with disappointment. I want NAT THE FAT RAT stories! Your stories bring a smile to my face every day. I LOVE your stories. I look forward to them immensely. Sorry. I know you have a life to live and I shouldn't nag you about your blog but really...don't you know you have adoring fans to please?

    Thank you from one of them.

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  29. Adoring Fan #29386CMarch 31, 2010

    p.s. I hope everything is okay. I have a niece who has some health issues and when she doesn't blog for a while, we all worry about her. Now that I've been all selfish and stuff, I'm feeling really bad. I hope you are all right.

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  30. As a man, let me say...your mother is avery beautiful lady with a killer smile...and she's most definitely COUGAR material... :-)

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  31. You mean, "isn't she?" [question mark] and umm, yeah, she's an ultra-hottie.

    Keep up the great work Mom.

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  32. Didn't purchase nor have I viewed it. I am going to have to share with you what I shared with Sparks, Rabid, and JMakin.

    I hope you had the loveliest time with your MILF of a mother.

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  33. THis is the Julie I know and Love. Cant believe I found you from Erin Blackwelder posting about you (from an article about bloggers) on FB. You are famous, girl, in the blogging world! WOW! To think i knew you when...:):)
    Click on my blog ( do you even have TIME to read all your comments you get? ) to guess who this is... hints on another comment...

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  34. uhhhh...turn 40 in August and don't even look a smidge that good. Yes, she is still smokin'!! :):)

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