6.29.2010

Peter Pan, Two Minutes In The Life



Presenting,
Pan The Man, 
an artful exhibit of Photo and Prose. 


I Pete, 
Therefore, I Pan.


Hello! And behold as I scratch my chin in masterful strokes!
Do you not admire this view of my very manly parts?


Do you not appreciate my lithe form as I scratch mine ears?


And, I rest.


What, pray tell, are you staring at?


Behold! I come when I am called! For I am certain this man hath treats!


Pay attention to me as I bring hither yon toys, woman of the species! 


I command unto you, that ye shall play with me!


I SAID, PLAY WITH ME!


Oh! 
Do I not sit like a champion?
Do you not admire my very whiteness and fluff?
Will you not throw it already?


Behold my indecision! 
The Orange Ball? The Pink Cone Thing? 


She threw it!

fin

15 comments :

  1. So cute!! I love when you post about your dogs!! I also love that you have two male dogs who have a pink Kong. My husband would never let that fly. :o)

    ReplyDelete
  2. You crack me up every time you speak for your dogs or describe the way they think. I can't wait til you do the same for the man-child. ;)

    ReplyDelete
  3. I imagine this dog speaks with a British accent. At least in my head he does. Don't worry, I speak for my 4 legged child as well.

    ReplyDelete
  4. this pretty much made my day :)

    ReplyDelete
  5. So much to love about the Pan...

    ReplyDelete
  6. holy goodness was that funny. I read it twice already.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Hilarious! I imagined it in Pete's voice.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Pan is the man! Love to hear about him.

    So glad you and baby Holbrook are ok.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Pan has so much personality. It just comes through in all your photos.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Who is the clone-Pan in the background of said photos???

    ReplyDelete
  11. "I pete, therefore I pan."
    You've had a lot of good lines, lady, but that might just be my favorite.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Is this at your parent's house? Who is the cousin-dog?

    ReplyDelete
  13. ahhhhh...love me some doggy blogs. I'm actually talking in baby voice to my 2 pups as I type this.

    Love love love the blog...just posted something on my bloggy blog about you. Check it out over at craptasticluck.blogspot.com. I have doggy pics.....(I'm shameless, I know)

    ReplyDelete
  14. You know I love the Pan, but how's the B doing these days?

    ReplyDelete
  15. Your dog is sooo cute!

    ReplyDelete

Comments are moderated because mama ain't no fool.