3.29.2011

life lessons



it is not very gentlemanly to bite a woman's boob.

you know, just some motherly advice.

18 comments :

  1. Aww such a sweetie! Glad you are raising you baby right though!!

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  2. that wee man has teeth already? But he was born just yesterday!!

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  3. Tip: push baby toward you when he does that, not the instinctual pull away, I did that one too many times!

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  4. I second Naomi's tip: pull him into your breast. He will instinctively let go. I only had to do this a few times and they quit. Four babies and no habitual biters? Worked for me! Two of the four were nursed 21 and 23.5 mos, also.

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  5. haha. that's when my mom decided we were done with the boob!

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  6. Ouch! That hurt me in sympathy, just reading it. Maybe the closest thing to a guy who sees a particularly brutal kicked in the groin scene?

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  7. he has teeth! the lean in does work, perhaps because they feel like they are going to be smothered.

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  8. I'm thankful for this post... and the tip of pushing him forward. Because holy holy holy... does that hurt.

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  9. Ouch!!! Been there and experienced that WAY too many times for a normal human being!

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  10. Ha ha! It's not enough to stop him. Sorry.

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  11. Hahahaha. Oh my goodness.

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  12. This didn't make me LOL - this made me genuinely laugh out so loudly that I startled my pups! Sorry for your pain, but thank you SO MUCH for setting my morning back on the chuckling side of things!

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  13. best advice ever.


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  14. the worst. and they don't even need teeth for it to hurt.i wish i could say i took the food away from them when it happens, but i don't. i just say no, shriek in pain, and then get back to business b/c really, a hungry baby is worse than a bit nipple. so back on they go, crossing my fingers they will listen...

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